When people ask me why I smoke cigars but not cigarettes, I just tell them because I don't have taste-buds in my lungs. I know cigars can cause cancer too, but they are so damn tasty. Esp. with a nice glass of single malt Islay scotch.
Low-Key Lysmith
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Cigars...Cigarettes...Cigars...Cigarettes
by prophecor inregulars or menthols?
full flavor or lights?
kings or extra longs?
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Superstitious JW Nonsense
by 95stormfront inone of my jw relatives was relating to me another one of their superstitious nonsense stories designed to demonize every damn thing that doesn't fall into an approved wt list.
she was telling me about a her friend, who upon cleaning a relatives house, found a voodoo doll with a prayer to demons written on paper that it took an hour to burn.
she also related to me how in the hour it took to burn the demon paper prayer, everyone around them getting sick and falling into convulsions.. i guess she was a little perturbed that i was .
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Low-Key Lysmith
OMG, Wasa, ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
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Cigars...Cigarettes...Cigars...Cigarettes
by prophecor inregulars or menthols?
full flavor or lights?
kings or extra longs?
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Low-Key Lysmith
I don't smoke cigarettes, but do enjoy a nice cigar every now and then. Yesterday I had a Don Tomas Rothschild. It was full-bodied and spicy. Helix makes a nice cigar with a Connecticut Shade wrap. It comes in natural or maduro, robusto or churchill sizes. Acid makes very nice hand-rolled cigars that have their binders and wraps enfused with natural oils and spices. The end result is an extremely smooth, sweet aromatic smoke with really nice flavor. Partagas, Romeo y Julietta, Hoyo de Monterrey 1066, Padron Londres, are all affordable, nice smokes too.
Just my two cents.
-Breck
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Superstitious JW Nonsense
by 95stormfront inone of my jw relatives was relating to me another one of their superstitious nonsense stories designed to demonize every damn thing that doesn't fall into an approved wt list.
she was telling me about a her friend, who upon cleaning a relatives house, found a voodoo doll with a prayer to demons written on paper that it took an hour to burn.
she also related to me how in the hour it took to burn the demon paper prayer, everyone around them getting sick and falling into convulsions.. i guess she was a little perturbed that i was .
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Low-Key Lysmith
My mother used to be the queen of endorsing all JW related urban legends.
Stories of demons and demon-possessed items ran rampant. She liked the one about a "friend of a friend" (of course) who had accepted a rocking horse from her "devil worshipping" father-in-law. One day when she was in the basement ironing the familys' meeting clothes, the rocking horse's eyes began to roll around and it began to call out the name of her young son. Her elder hubby immediatly took the vile thing out into the yard and tried to burn it. It took over an hour to burn (why do they always take over an hour to burn?) and it screamed bloody murder the whole time it was being torched. As a young kid, this story terrified me.
When I reached puberty, the legends changed to stories about what happed to people when they fornicated. For instance there was the one about the group of witnesses that were sitting in a Jacuzzi with a sister who had gotten drunk one night and ended up humping some worldy guy, but of course kept it secret, and everyone who sat in the hot tub with her came down with a raging case of syphillis.
Or the one about the witness girl who went to a disco one night, ended up getting too drunk, (other versions say she was slipped a roofie) and woke up alone in a hotel room. When she went to the bathroom, scrawled on the mirror in lipstick was "welcome to the world of AIDS".
It makes me wonder if these are actually started and circulated by the GB to scare JW's into submission?
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Porky?
by Low-Key Lysmith inin leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, i was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"?
i like really voluptuous women.
not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me.
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Low-Key Lysmith
It was a mistake, I swear!!!! I don't even know how I did it!!!
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Porky?
by Low-Key Lysmith inin leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, i was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"?
i like really voluptuous women.
not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Brittney does nothing for me at all. I'm really turned off by the glammy, high-maintenance, vaccuous type. Bones are for dogs.
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Porky?
by Low-Key Lysmith inin leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, i was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"?
i like really voluptuous women.
not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me.
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Low-Key Lysmith
In leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, I was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"? I like really voluptuous women. Not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me. I'm a really big-boned feller myself. what are your thoughts on having a meaty mate?
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Porky?
by Low-Key Lysmith inin leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, i was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"?
i like really voluptuous women.
not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me.
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Low-Key Lysmith
In leu of all these threads lately about what attracts us to the opposite (or same) sex, I was wondering if any of y'all out there share my love for the ladies (or gentlemen, if in your case) to have a little "junk in the trunk" or "cushion for the pushin'"? I like really voluptuous women. Not obese, mind you, but some chunkyness is okay by me. I'm a really big-boned feller myself. what are your thoughts on having a meaty mate?
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It is Bloody Hot here!
by AK - Jeff in.
heat index in the 110 to 115f range today.
i just stepped outside and it is still so hot you can barely draw a breath @ 0900.. be aware east coast it is coming your way tommorrow.. jeff
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Low-Key Lysmith
Washingtonians like Mulan and I have it pretty good. One of the reasons I moved here from Utah was to escape the desert heat and the hateful snow. This place for the most part has neither. It could be 63 degrees and constantly raining every day for the rest of my life and I would be happy as a clam. People say they get the blues when it's cloudy outside all the time. If the sun shines too much for too long, I get down in the dumps.Heat=bad.
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What is YOUR middle name?
by Sunspot injust seeing the "quirkiest quirks" thread, i decided to ask this!
mine is "merriam" somewhere from the "merriam-webster" line so i've been told!.
annie
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Low-Key Lysmith
Oh, I get it.....The good ol' General Lee. When I asked my mom and dad why they picked Lee, They told me it was after the River Lee in Ireland. When I asked why they didn't make it my middle name, they said that I would be teased because Breck Lee sounds like broccoli. I guess I gotta give them props for putting some thought into it.